Sweaters.

I don't know who thought it was a good idea to put a sweater on a dog (who's already wearing a coat!!!) but it's lame. Frankly, I'm a little shocked and a whole lot annoyed that some of my dogs in this hood wear sweaters, jackets, puffy vests...even boots! Outside! Where PEOPLE can see! What an embarrassment! You'll never catch me in something like that. I wouldn't even wear the walking harness my mom got me...waaaaaay to snug and sweater-like. No thank you.

Speaking of mom, she's been really excited this week, talking about something she calls "snow." Apparently, "snow" is coming to town soon and she wants to be prepared. That also means I have to be prepared. But I'm not sure what for. Mom got prepared by buying all kinds of new things she puts on her hands, head and feet. Good dog. I hope she doesn't put that crap on me. There's no way I'm putting something on my head that has a puff-ball on top.

Showstopper

Today I got to go for a reeeeeealy long walk in the park by my house. It was a beautiful morning and mom didn't even make me wear my sweater! After TCB (mom says I'm taking care of business - TCB- when we go for walks) and squirrel chasing, we sat on a park bench while mom read her book. It was a great time! The sun was shining, I got to sit on mom's lap while she read and then, two little girls came up to pet me! They were very friendly and wanted to know all about me. I was definitely the BDE for them. Not to sound too smug, but they loved me. Bria, one of the little girls, kept saying how she wanted a dog just like me. Mom decided to really lay it on thick and we sang for them. The kids loved it, and so did their dad, who was with them in the park. In fact, we were so good, a crowd of people came to watch! It was AWESOME! I was a total rockstar! Total strangers were telling me how great I was and that I should be on TV.

I'm getting an agent.