Sweaters.

I don't know who thought it was a good idea to put a sweater on a dog (who's already wearing a coat!!!) but it's lame. Frankly, I'm a little shocked and a whole lot annoyed that some of my dogs in this hood wear sweaters, jackets, puffy vests...even boots! Outside! Where PEOPLE can see! What an embarrassment! You'll never catch me in something like that. I wouldn't even wear the walking harness my mom got me...waaaaaay to snug and sweater-like. No thank you.

Speaking of mom, she's been really excited this week, talking about something she calls "snow." Apparently, "snow" is coming to town soon and she wants to be prepared. That also means I have to be prepared. But I'm not sure what for. Mom got prepared by buying all kinds of new things she puts on her hands, head and feet. Good dog. I hope she doesn't put that crap on me. There's no way I'm putting something on my head that has a puff-ball on top.